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Jessica. Jersey.
You would have to be half mad to dream me up.

florelgreen:

this tombstone always makes me really sad
please keep the credit xo

florelgreen:

this tombstone always makes me really sad

please keep the credit xo

snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

memewhore:

noticeablygeese:

memewhore, reblog this and let it come full circle

memewhore:

noticeablygeese:

memewhore, reblog this and let it come full circle

My skin looks like shit. My one eyebrow looks like shit. The only thing that looks kind of okay is my eye makeup.

My skin looks like shit. My one eyebrow looks like shit. The only thing that looks kind of okay is my eye makeup.

spacetwinks:

"everything’s bigger in texas," i say, leading her out to the back of the ranch. "look at that miniature horse, for example" i continue, and then point at just a regular horse

danieljlayton:

frykent:

You can bet your damn life I’d be making a cake for someone if they did that

I can only assume they made this cake almost immediately after the event took place. It’s the ONLY excuse for such shoddy icing.

danieljlayton:

frykent:

You can bet your damn life I’d be making a cake for someone if they did that

I can only assume they made this cake almost immediately after the event took place. It’s the ONLY excuse for such shoddy icing.

  • Always say yes to seeing friends
  • Eat breakfast every day
  • Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
  • Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
  • There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
  • Appreciate the people in your life
  • Look for the good in everything
  • Try new things and try them often
  • Treat yourself as well as you treat others

lordoftheelves:

pros to dating me:

  • there is no limit to the amount of times I will watch The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings extended editions

My younger brother said that me and him should play video games and make YouTube videos because my commentary on stuff is hilarious and usually just weird. Idk I think it’d be cool just so people can see how truly strange I am but then again I hate how I sound recorded.