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Jessica. Jersey.
Champagne taste on a beer budget.

shslequius:

jennyatsdcc:

jennyatsdcc:

the best thing that came from working at mcdonalds was learning why the heck the mcflurry spoons look like that

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it’s a secret.

you can’t fucking do that

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

Make me choose between two things.

emilystonne asked: Jesse Pinkman or Walter White,

The 6 second vine (x)

9 hours ago13,127 plays

derekhaie:

no homo by remainnameless

Stiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos + 1 peer-pressuring cat - 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic”.
Derek is the fool who replies.

captainarlert:

therealbarbielifts:

bergerwithcheese:

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

What in hell

The Jolly Roger + Family

12-gauge-rage:

Video game glitches in real life.